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Showing posts with label Creature Teacher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Creature Teacher. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

MONSTER FUN COMIC SUMMER SPECIAL 1975



It’s time I got back to the mission of completing my comprehensive review of MONSTER FUN COMIC, so let’s look at the first MONSTER FUN COMIC Summer Special which came out in the summer of 1975 - the time when the early issues of the weekly went on sale, which suggests that the first issues of the weeklies and the Summer Special were put together at more or less the same time. The 80-pages magazine cost 25 p and came with an eye-catching Kid Kong cover by Bob Nixon.

Here is a summary of the contents: Tom Thumbscrew (a two-pager by Andy Christine), Cinders (a two-pager in full colour by Norman Mansbridge), The Robot Maker (5 pages of reprints from COR!! weeklies, artwork by Frank McDiarmid), Sam’s Spook (4 pages of reprints from SMASH!, artwork by Leo Baxendale), Lots O’ Laughs (2 pages of gags illustrated by Mike Lacey), Stoneage Brit Ancient Nit (4 pages of reprints from COR!!, including one episode in colour on back cover, artwork probably by Tony Goffe), Martha’s Monster Make-Up (a two-pager by Frank McDiarmid), X-Ray Specs (two episodes: a three-pager probably by Jim Watson imitating Mike Lacey, and a two-pager that appears to have been penciled by Terry Bave but inked by someone else),  Make A Date: Tarzan and the Little Bo Peep – An Imaginary Meeting of these Famous Characters (a two-pager by Trevor Metcalfe), Kid Kong (an 8-page story by Robert Nixon), Creature Teacher (a four-pager by Tom Williams), Art’s Gallery (a three pager, probably by Jim Watson), The Land That Time Forgot feature (3 pages), Cave Cackles (1 page of gags by Sid Burgon), Monster Maze on the centerspread in full colour, probably by Artie Jackson, Fred’s Fault (a two-pager by Jim Watson), Major Jump Horror Hunter (2 two-pagers by Ian Knox), Dough Nut and Rusty (a 4-pager by Trevor Metcalfe), Mummy’s Boy (a two-pager by Terry Bave, Brainy and His Monster Maker (a two-pager by I don’t know who), Frankie’s Freaky Week (2 pages of gags by Sid Burgon), Monster Mirth (one page gags feature by I don’t know who), Grizzly Bearhug… Giant (a four-pager by Andy Christine), Monster Fun-Time (2 pages of puzzles), The Earthies (a four-pager by an unknown artist), Monster Regis (one-page feature by Sid Burgon), Draculass Daughter of Dracula (a two-pager by Terry Bave in colour).

Andy Christine got 6 pages –2 of Tom Thumbscrew and 4 of Giant Grizzly… Bearhug. That's precisely 6 pages too many, IMHO.


Mike Lacey wasn’t available to draw X-Ray Specs, so Jim Watson illustrated one episode, check out these sample panels:



… and Terry Bave was asked to do the other one but it looks he only had time to submit his penciled work which was then inked by someone else, or maybe he did the set in a rush. Check out this sample page and tell me what you think:


Terry Bave drew two more features in this Summer Special – Draculass was his regular strip in MFC weeklies, while Mummy’s Boy - the second that he did for this magazine, was usually drawn by Norman Mansbridge in the weeklies.

Assuming my observation regarding Jim Watson being the artist responsible for the first set of X-Ray Specs shown above is correct, then Mr. Watson should also be credited with the artwork of Art’s Gallery:


In the case of X-Ray Specs and Art’s Gallery Jim Watson (provided it was indeed him) was under pressure to imitate Mike Lacey, but Fred’s Fault was a completely new strip, so he was free to draw it in his own style:


I like the idea of the Make a Date tale illustrated by Trevor Metcalfe which brought together two very different characters – Tarzan and Little Bo Peep, into one story. I don’t remember seeing this feature elsewhere so it was probably a one-off experiment. It’s a shame IPC editors chose not to continue with the idea because in my opinion it had good potential.


The idea of The Land That Time Forgot feature was rather clever too – it was a three-page collage of action-packed scenes from a new feature film with short bits of text, included to generate interest in the film:


Let’s take a look at some of the highlights of this Summer Special. Kid Kong is the longest story and the front cover feature. In it Granny Smith decides to take Kid Kong to the seaside. The story takes off with Kid causing havoc on the highway as he tries to find Granny’s lost pennies so she can buy their bus fares to Brightsea. They finally make it to the resort and are enjoying themselves at the fair where Kid runs into the fairground owner who used to keep him behind bars and is very keen to recapture the giant gorilla for his freak show. With Granny Smith around, this is easier said than done but the short-sighted old lady wanders off as she goes to get some ice creams. The wicked fairground owner takes the opportunity to seize Kid Kong but Kid spots Granny afloat in the sea on an inflatable mattress and breaks free to rescue her. Mayor awards him with a life saver’s badge and a cash prize for the effort.


In Creature Teacher the Massacre Street School are on their annual outing to the seaside and Creature Teacher is put in charge of the unruly class 3X who forced the locals to move away last year. Creature Teacher quickly brings the trouble-makers to heel. 3X decide to get rid of Creature Teacher first by dumping him out to sea and later by placing him under the blade in the chamber of horrors but Creature Teachers outsmarts his pupils and class 3X return from the outing “well-tanned”:



In the first episode of Major Jump Horror Hunter the brave Major and his assistant Cosmo are after the mysterious Monster Snoozlehorn. They get very disappointed when after going through a lot of trouble they find out that Monster Snoozlehorn is a musical instrument. Had they taken just a few more steps, they would have realised that their effort wasn’t in vain:


In the second episode Major Jump captures a giant worm. Major thinks it is not a very exciting monster, but still better than nothing. He probably finds the second creature whom he encounters in this episode more exciting:


In Martha’s Monster Make-Up Martha uses her magic cream on a mean participant of the Beach Beauty Queen Contest. She becomes so terrifying that another participant’s hair stands on end permanently in a “way-out new hairstyle”, making her the darling of the media, even though the scary one shocks the judges into awarding her the first prize:


My personal favourite in this first Monster Fun Comic Summer Special is this 4-pager by an artist whose name I don’t know. Any suggestions?




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Friday, May 2, 2014

A LOOK AT MONSTER FUN STRIPS: CREATURE TEACHER




After the success of Bash Street Kids in the BEANO, every self-respecting UK children’s comic had to have a strip that was based on a conflict between an unruly class and a teacher. In MFC it was Creature Teacher. Meet Class 3X of Massacre Street School in Monsterville:


The pupils of Class 3X (Blotchy (3X spokesman), Tich, Disaster Doris, Podger, Litterbug Len, Greasy Gus, Evil Steve, Dangerous Dan and others) gave their teachers a really hard time:


The situation seemed desperate and called for some drastic measures. This is how the story started in MFC No. 1:



Creature Teacher stood out from all other school mayhem comedy strips because in MFC the Master was a grisly monster – a real creature of a teacher so scary and ruthless that he (it?) was able to control Class 3X and bring them to heel. Created in a lab with the formula invented by Science Master Mr. Fume, Creature Teacher had a ghastly spongy body that could expand or contract at will, scrunge into any shape and form, sprout any number of limbs and tentacles and melt into a great sickening mass of purple-green gunge (it was a b/w strip but that's how Class 3X described it). Check out a few of CT’s transformations:


Creature Teacher’s hulking, wobbly, throbbly, bulky body was wrapped in padlocked chains to prevent it from spilling out. The walking-talking nightmare had hairy, scaley, fishy fingers and yukky, pongy feet with warts and things like that… His only horrible great bulging, beady, bloodshot eye which could stretch away from his body earned him the nick-name of Eagle-Eye.


Creature Teacher’s only weaknesses were that he couldn’t stand being tickled, and he needed his monthly bath in monster tonic (Mr. Fume’s special formula for the creation and sustenance of Creature Teacher) to restore his ghastly strength and powers. He fed on fungi and other slimy stuff and was probably the greatest monster in MFC. Thanks to Creature Teacher’s super-power to manipulate his body, he was always in the right shape to deal with Class X, subdue the little horrors and handle their endless booby traps, pranks and cunning schemes to do away with the dreaded Master.


Creature Teacher ran in MFC issues 1 – 73 and missed issue 69. Save for three occasions, the weekly episodes were self-contained stories. By coincidence, all three serialised stories were sport-themed: football match against Highbrow Hall in issues 20 – 21, training for school sports in issues 33 to 35 and the annual cricket match against Highbrow Grammar in issues 54 – 55. 

Creature Teacher was a two-pager except in the first edition where it was three pages long, and in No. 31 where the story occupied only one page but the issue had a poster of Creature Teacher. The monstrous instructor made a front-cover appearance in MFC No. 12. The regular artist was Tom Williams whose drawings were so detailed that IPC’s newsprint machines sometimes failed to do them justice. 


Frank McDiarmid stepped in for the regular artist in MFC issue 64. Here is a sample frame from that episode:


Creature Teacher didn’t survive the merger of MFC with BUSTER and was not given a proper ending in the last issue of the paper, but it lived on as a regular feature in MONSTER FUN annuals, so we’ll be seeing more of Creature Teacher’s antics on KAZOOP!! in due course.