Friday, October 25, 2019

SERIALISED FACEACHE STORIES – PART THIRTEEN: HUMAN SEA SLUG



The next Faceache story arc enters the territory of longer stories. ‘Human Sea Slug’ was 4 weeks long. It appeared in BUSTER AND MONSTER FUN cover-dated 25 August, 1, 8 and 15 September 1979, and went like this:

Faceache asks Mr. Snipe for a day out at Shrimpton-at-Sea. Mr. Snipe approves, as long as Faceache promises not to scare holiday-makers. Faceache takes a bus and Mr. Snipe follows him in the school banger to make sure he doesn’t scrunge: 


...Faceache spots the spy and scrunges into an ordinary bloke to get off the coach unrecognised:


Later on the sea front Faceache sees an angler who is trying to cheat a kid out of his pocket money… 


Mr. Snipe turns up looking for Faceache and asks the angler to let him try his hand at fishing. Mr. Snipe is about to demonstrate real fishing, as Faceache prepares himself to play his trick on the angler… 


The lad leaps out of the sea. Mr. Snipe recognises Faceache’s striped T-shirt instantly: 


…Faceache unscrunges and Mr. Snipe plunges into a seaweed-infested oil slick in the sea. The terrified angler flees in panic, screaming about a ‘thingie’ that has risen from the deep... 

Prof. Krabb, who runs an exhibition of aquatic oddities, immediately sees an opportunity and decides he could do with the monster in his sideshow. Prof. Krabb and his assistant rush to the beach. Upon seeing Mr. Snipe emerge from the sea covered with seaweed and dirt...


... they net him right away, and bonk him with a mallet.


Prof. Krabb puts Mr. Snipe on display as a Human Sea Slug:


Faceache telephones Mr. Thrashbottom urging him to come to Shrimpton-on-Sea. Concerned about school’s reputation, the Headmaster arrives at the exhibition of aquatic oddities to collect Mr. Snipe. Back at school, he orders Mr. Snipe to stay in his room and write out 1,000 times “I must learn not to dress up as a human sea slug and lower the dignity of the teaching position”. 

Realising he is now free to scrunge without being spied on, Faceache catches up on his hobby:


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3 comments:

  1. For me, the end of this serial brought something almost unheard-of in the history of Ken Reid: disappointment. The final few panels with Faceache scrunging exuberantly, while well-drawn of course, seem rushed. Was Reid ill, perhaps?

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    1. Stephen, Ken wasn't ill at that time, but admittedly, the quality of his work started deteriorating towards the very end of the 70s and in the early 80s...

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  2. Relieved by the news he wasn’t ill; he was ageing, though (aren’t we all?) and was fifty-nine when he drew this serial. When I first read Buster in 1980, I caught the tail end of what we’d call Ken’s classic period. Wouldn’t be long before Faceache’s common pronunciations would stop: “wiv” instead of “with”, “fink” instead of “think”, etc.; it was only later that I found out that these had ever existed. Still, I can’t help but have a soft spot for the “Aero” style logo (that’s a British chocolate bar – Google it to see what I mean!) over the L-shaped logo Faceache started with. Happy memories … to a point.

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